What Really Happens When You Beat Pokemon
tastefullyoffensive:

George Michael and Maeby’s love child. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

George Michael and Maeby’s love child. [x]

Hay humor que es un disparo al estómago. Éste tiene más disparos a la mente… El rollo de la grosería y la guarrada y de los albures es para una especie de cofradía, cuando estamos los cuates reunidos. Cuando haces tele, la neta es que entras a la casa de la gente, y yo no tengo por qué presuponer que a esa gente le va a parecer simpático que yo haga una guarradota

ctrayn:

It could happen.

ctrayn:

It could happen.

kianawaybright asked: Dan, I'm hung up over my ex we have been broken up for 5 months, but I can't get over him. Every time it look at him I hurt worst... How can I get over him? I see him everywhere I go. It's like I can't just look somewhere without seeing him. He broke my heart bad, and he acts as if nothing happens ever happend between us. HELP

danharmon:

First and most important advice: Find Erin McGathy’s This Feels Terrible podcast.  She lets people email her, and almost always writes back whether she responds on the show or not.  She gets this stuff way more than me, and she might even be able to share with you the fact that having a boyfriend can also suck.

I know it doesn’t feel this way but what you’re experiencing - the most troublesome parts of it - is chemical in nature.  You have a dude in your bloodstream.  You’re going through withdrawal.  Five months is not a long time for this kind of thing, sadly.

You might be having feelings like “I knew who I was when I was with him, now I’m nothing.”  And you’re probably thinking ALL kinds of stuff about where he is and who he’s with and what he’s doing.  And now we’ve got 600 apps and sites to help us torture ourselves with that stuff. Even just thinking about it while typing to you gives me a little feeling of panic, because we’ve all been there.  

That’s part of the good news: you are part of a club with about five or six billion members.  You can find some of those people online, I bet, and talk to them about this.  It would help if they were strangers, oddly enough, because it sounds like you’re in a complex social situation where there’s friend circle overlaps and stuff, which is a big reason why it’s lingering five months.  Cut down on conversation about this guy with mutual friends as much as you can for as long as you can.  Find something new to add to your life, something that never existed before this guy became a thing: a TV series to binge-watch, a random subject to fixate on, something you’ve always wondered about, like “how do submarines work?”  Start googling and just dive in, and let submarines or Peter Pan or Godzilla be your thing.  Your symbol of how you have an identity, you have your own brain, your own body, your own control over your fixations.  

If you do talk to people anonymously on the internet about what you’re going through - there’s bound to be forums for it - my advice is don’t let talking about what you’re going through turn into talking about the guy.  

One more thing:  this stomach turning feeling, this panic, this sadness…that’s not what real love feels like.  What you’re feeling is powerful, but so is heroin and morphine, and those aren’t love.  I also swear that it will go away.  There’s no telling when, there’s just going to be this day when you wake up and magically do not give a shit.  And a few months after that, it’s actually going to be laugh out loud funny to you that you felt how you felt.  I have never felt more comfortable promising anything to a stranger.

Hang in there.  Also watch Rick and Morty on Adult Swim in December and Season Five of Community in the year 2014 AD.

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doctorwho:

The Time of the Doctor

doctorwho:

The Time of the Doctor

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castielsmeg:

Spooky Movies Masterpost + Recovery (Starring crappy MS Paint editing)
Not-So-Scary Movies:
Scary Movie
Scary Movie 2
Scary Movie 3
Scary Movie 4
Scary Movie 5
Shaun of the Dead
Zombieland
The Haunted Mansion
Ghostbusters
Beetlejuice
Edward Scissorhands
Scooby-Doo (The Live Action Movie)
Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
The Goonies
Hocus Pocus
Tower of Terror
The Addams Family
The Addams Family Values
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
Young Frankenstein
Sleepy Hollow
Casper
E.T.
Halloweentown
Halloweentown II: Kalabar’s Revenge
Halloweentown High
Return to Halloweentown
Harry Potter 1; 2; 3; 4; 5; 6; 7: Part 1 and Part 2
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Corpse Bride
Monster House
Coraline
ParaNorman
It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!
Practical Magic
Frankenweenie
The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra
Interview With A Vampire
Random Scary Movies:
Dawn of the Dead
The Hills Have Eyes
The Descent
1408
The Mist
The Cube
The Ring
Don’t Be Afriad of the Dark
Session 9
The Human Centipede
Shrooms
Devil
Drag Me To Hell
Trick ‘r Treat
Hatchet
Cabin Fever
Orphan
Prom Night
When A Stranger Calls
The Possession
Disturbia
Insidious
The Blair Witch Project
The Skeleton Key
The Strangers
The Haunting in Connecticut 
The Cabin in the Woods
Van Helsing
Scary Movies that Need to Chill Out w/ the Sequels:
Halloween (1978)
Halloween 2 (1981)
Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982)
Halloween 4: The Return Of Micheal Myers (1988)
Halloween 5 (1989)
Halloween: The Curse of Micheal Myers (1995)
Halloween H20: 20 years Later (1998)
Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
Halloween (2007)
Halloween 2 (2009)
Freddy Vs. Jason
Friday the 13th (2009)
Nightmare on Elm Street
A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
Scream 
Scream 2
Scream 3
Scream 4
Saw 
Saw 2
Saw 3
Saw 4
Saw 5
Saw 6
I Know What You Did Last Summer
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
Paranormal Activity 
Paranormal Activity 2
Paranormal Activity 3
The Grudge
The Grudge 2
The Grudge 3
Final Destination
Final Destination 2
Final Destination 3
Final Destination 4
Final Destination 5
The Evil Dead
The Evil Dead 2
The Evil Dead: Army of Darkness
Hellraiser
Hellraiser 2
Hellbound: Hellraiser 2
Hellraiser 3: Hell on Earth
Hellraiser: Bloodline
Hellraiser: Inferno
Hellraiser: Hellseeker
Hellraiser: Deader
Hellraiser: Hellworld
Hellraiser: Revelations
Resident Evil
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Resident Evil: Extinction
Resident Evil: Afterlife
Resident Evil: Retribution
Classic Scary Movies:
The House of 1,000 Corpses
Poltergeist
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Fire in the Sky
The People Under the Stairs
The Omen
The Sixth Sense
Hellraiser
Carrie
The Silence of the Lambs
The Shining
The Exorcist
Jaws
Children of the Corn
Psycho
It
Creepshow
House On Haunted Hill
Fright Night
Child’s Play
Nosferatu
Christine
Black Christmas
Recovery: 
The Heat
Bridesmaids
The Hangover
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
Mrs.Doubtfire
50 First Dates
The Proposal
Superbad
Step Brothers
White Chicks
13 Going on 30
Clueless
Sleepover
Escape From Planet Earth
Despicable Me
Pitch Perfect
Warm Bodies
Kick Ass
More might be added later, enjoy. :)

castielsmeg:

Spooky Movies Masterpost + Recovery (Starring crappy MS Paint editing)

Not-So-Scary Movies:

Random Scary Movies:

Scary Movies that Need to Chill Out w/ the Sequels:

Classic Scary Movies:

Recovery: 

More might be added later, enjoy. :)

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I will always remember when the Doctor was me.

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Tomar refugio

ruys:

Familia como sinónimo de papá + mamá + hijos, no es lo que realmente me ocupa aquí (aunque si es la mejor descripción de tu familia, sé mi huésped), sino la familia como esa comunidad de gente con la que hay o no lazos sanguíneos y que se preocupa por nuestras vidas y la comparten, y viceversa….

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karlimeaghan:

Happy Holidays!

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jaidanshenko:

"I made this for folks like me, many of whom are still living with shame, guilt, and fear (many of the responses I’ve received have mentioned similar suicide pacts). I’m aiming to get this out into the public consciousness, because while most facts people know actually come from hearing them in stories, updated information takes decades to filter back into new stories, as most writers cover the same ground with what they learned from others’ stories. Eskimos don’t have a crazy number of words for ‘snow,’ sharks don’t have to keep swimming to live, Mister Rogers wasn’t a fighter pilot, and victims of child sexual abuse don’t become offenders. We’d need a new word to out-class the present epidemic if they did because the incidence stats are horrifying."

— Dean Trippe

danielle-grace:

I struggle greatly with the fact that they are the same actor.

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